Rock of Ages!


I’m getting ready to load some music into the ol’ iPod in preparation for the road trip with hubby to Albuquerque. Usually, when I add new tunes to the iPod, it’s songs I’ve been singing in my head for the past few days. And the music rambling through my head has been 80′s hair bands :D

I have many awesome memories of that era. My cousin took up playing guitar and we would pretend that we were rock stars. I had no flipping idea how to play and couldn’t even if I wanted to (I have super short pinkies). So I just had her take pictures of me and called it good!

My room was literally covered floor to ceiling with pictures and posters from the old magazines. I would cut out every single picture no matter how small and tape it to the wall. I even dabbled in a little artwork and would often draw the cover art for my favorite albums. Some of the stuff on my wall was done by friends. And I have no idea why, but I often felt the need to burn the edges of my pictures. *shrug*

Living in Denver, I got the opportunity to go see one of my favorite bands ever: Poison! I have seen them at least 5 times and Def Leppard as many times. Here’s a few shots of me going to the Poison/Dokken concert back in 2008. My sister and a girl from work went too. It was seriously awesome!

***No ozone was destroyed in the making of the big hair***

Those are really for reals friendship bracelets that I made!

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, seriously!! Devil horns at Poison should probably not be allowed…

FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!

“I raise a toast to all of us…who are breaking our backs every day!”

C.C., pick up that guitar and TALK to me!

What are some memorable concert moments you’ve had that rocked your world?? What is some music you must have when you travel? I’d love to hear from you!

 

 

The Tricky Art of Prophecy


Prophecy is as important to the fantasy genre as magic. It’s what starts the whole thing off, mentioning a hero that will come to save the day. Sometimes it even tries to spell out how the hero will go about performing the usually impossible task of saving the entire world from danger. But most often the hero is left to slog through the adventure with the knowledge that he or she alone is responsible for the fate of a everyone.

That would kinda put a damper on your day wouldn’t it?

One of my favorite authors, Terry Goodkind, uses prophecy but the there is often more than one way to interpret the words. This adds a super awesome element of tension throughout his Sword of Truth series. The reader is led to think the prophecy means one thing but at the end of it all, Richard Cypher finds new meaning in the cryptic words, leaving the reader cheering his brilliance.

One of the things prophecy is supposed to do is allow someone to predict the future and thus act accordingly. But most of the time it seems as though most prophecy is difficult, if not impossible to interpret.

Nostradamus, King of Kryptic

Take Nostradamus. There is so much dedicated to his prophecies. The problem is, people can only attribute his prophecies to some event after the event happens and they are able to go back and read his works. Part of the problem is the vague nature of the prophecies and the translation of them into various languages. Let’s look at some examples:

In the City of God there will be a great thunder,
Two brothers torn apart by Chaos,
while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb,
The third big war will begin when the big city is burning

Many people think this was his vision of the attacks of September 11th, 2001. Ummm…to me, this could be anything at all! There’s no mention of airplanes, terrorists, buildings. So the interpretation is sketchy and reaching a little far in my opinion.

Beasts ferocious with hunger will swim across the rivers,
greater part of the army will be against Hister.
The great one will cause him to be dragged in a cage of iron,
when the German infant observes no law.

This quatrain is supposed to indicate the fall of Adolf Hitler. People leap to the conclusion that Hister really means Hitler, even though Nostradamus has never been known (to my knowledge) to have ever used a person’s name in any of his prophecies. It could mean anything, really. Just because it sounds similar to Hitler doesn’t mean this is what the quatrain refers to.

Prophecy can be a dangerous thing, especially when in the wrong hands. Just look at Harry Potter! A prophecy led to Harry’s parents being killed, Harry bearing the scar that links him to He-Who-Mus-Not-Be-Named, his being ruthlessly hunted all his years of school at Hogwarts, and eventually to Voldy’s own downfall.

But in all seriousness, it would be so easy for someone to misinterpret one of Nostradamus’ prophecies and take matters into their own hands, maybe start killing people, trying to prevent something from happening that they don’t even really know is going to happen.

I tackle this issue of prophecy in my Portals of Destiny series (soon to be published through Booktrope Publishing) and I admit, I am using Mr. Goodkind’s approach to the whole thing. The prophecy is purposefully vague, and will have more than one interpretation. It all depends on the reader and how they view the world. And that’s exactly as I want it to be. By the end of the series, people will question the very nature of prophecy and the ability to actually predict the future, and if things turn out well for the heroes, was that was prophecy meant all along? Or did they rewrite a history that the prophets couldn’t predict?

I’d love to hear your thoughts on this truly fascinating subject!!!

Review of The Ostiary by R.W. Goodship


If you like historical fantasy, then you have GOT to check this book out! I read two other books by this same author, The Camera Guy and The Staff, and couldn’t WAIT to sink my teeth into this one.I am happy to say that Goodship strikes again with another winner!

Aeden, Dagda, and Brennus are monks who possess rather nifty gifts. However, these gifts are the kind that get folks burned at the stake for being witches. Which sorta really sucks if you’re a monk. Or anyone else for that matter. But these men are convinced that their gifts are from God for a special purpose and they find out all too soon what that purpose is. Fleeing for the lives from a Bishop in league with dark forces, the three band together with an unlikely band of heroes and try to stop the unthinkable: the destruction of the world and all they hold dear.

This book will take you on a roller-coaster ride from start to finish. I was literally chewing my fingernails as I read it and I can’t wait for the second installment!

Best Part of Cooking? The Gadgets!


One thing many people don’t know about me is that I LOVE to cook! Nothing gives me more pleasure that to putter around in the kitchen, measuring ingredients, breathing in the delicious smells, seeing the look of happiness of hubby’s face when he devours my culinary prowess.

Alright you guys, get your mind out of the gutter! ;)

Another thing that’s so fun about cooking is the awesome gadgets. Pampered Chef? Made for people like me! But one of my favorite utensils is something my mom brought back from her trip to Alaska.

Ulu knife

This knife and board have quite an interesting history! To read all about it, click here. In a nutshell, this knife has been in use in Alaska for over 5000 years. It’s an extremely versatile tool and the blade is damn sharp, as I can personally attest to. My sister asked me to cut carrots with it because she didn’t want to cut herself. Well guess what?  I promptly sliced all hell fire out of my finger. I honestly thought I’d have to get a prosthetic…

Okay, I may be exaggerating a tad, but I really did suffer a darn deep cut.

What are some of your gadgets you can’t live without? What about one that you covet above all others? I’d love to hear from you!

Fainting Goats…Whaaaaaaaaaaaat???


I remember the first time I saw a video clip of the now-famous fainting goats. I laughed so hard!!! Then the scientist in me was on the case.

What caused these goats to fall over, seemingly in a dead faint when startled or frightened? Did it hurt? How many of these silly little goats were there in the world???

Rest assured, these little guys are in no pain at all! That was my first concern and after doing some digging into the medical reasons behind it, it all made sense to me.

Fainting goats suffer from a condition known as myotonia congenita (myotonia referring to delayed relaxation of muscles and congenita refers to a condition that exists at birth) . When started or frightened, the muscles automatically tense. This happens in us too. It’s the first stage of the fight-or-flight response. The body is flooded with adrenalin and moves to key areas that need to be in high gear: muscles (heart and skeletal muscles), respiratory system, brain but the first thing is that the skeletal muscles tense, even before the heart begins to race or the breathing rate increases. Try to remember back to the last time you had a bad scare. You freeze for a second, muscles tense, ready to either run for your life or kick someone’s ass. When the danger passes (or once the realization that there isn’t real danger), the muscles relax.

In myotonia congenita, the muscles stay tense for 10-20 seconds, much longer than normal. Imagine how hard it would be to run with every muscle in your legs being contracted all at once. So these goats don’t actually faint (they never lose consciousness).

If any of you actually do this, I insist on video footage of the experiment :D

The condition in these goats is worse the younger they are. As they age, the animals learn to deal with their unusual condition, often running away on stiff legs.

In nature, this trait would have been bred out long ago by natural selection. It’s hard to survive long enough to have kids to pass on the bad gene if you get eaten by a predator because your legs freeze up at an inopportune moment. But humans can intervene and breed certain traits in animals that in nature would be unsuitable. Seems sort of weird that someone would actually breed for this trait but they do! They are smaller than regular goats and it’s easier to keep them as pets. Because of the contraction of the muscles when they are frightened, their muscles are larger than those of regular goats and they have less fast, making them good candidates for slaughter.

There’s also a sort of rumor floating around that these goats were kept in sheep herds as protection. If a predator approached, the goats would faint, providing an easy target so the sheep could run and escape. It’s unclear if this was actually done very often and might just be the equivalent of an urban legend.

What fascinating condition have you observed in animals? Have you ever seen fainting goats in real life? I’d love to hear from you!